Dear Trashy Shoppers

I must ask, do you know what a trash can is for? It is a receptacle to throw away your garbage in. I cannot tell you how appalling it is to pull into a store parking lot and notice how many of you think the asphalt is a garbage can. There are the “Fast Food Trash Hoarders”, you know the type. You continue to throw all your fast food cups and wrappers on your floorboard until the day you have so much that when you open your door it tumbles out. Do you bother picking it up? Oh no, you are far too busy for that. That is why it is on your floor boards in the first place. No, you just step right on over it as you get out and head toward the store entrance. 

Then there are those “Neat car” customers who despise anything trashy in their car, but cannot be bothered with finding a garbage can so they just toss it out. I know for a fact that Walmart keeps trash receptacles by their shopping cart return locations… is it really asking too much of you to walk it over to one? You are similar to the “Dirty DooDoo Parents” that change their children’s diapers in the back seat and do not want that stanky stank in their car so they discreetly drop the poo diaper on the ground and give it a little push up under the car. I mean, out of sight, out of mind right? 

My all time favorite is the “Ash Trash” people. You know the ones who smoke like a chimney and stuff their cigarette butts in those fancy ash cans so they don’t catch dry brush on the side of the highway on fire? However, they are the same ones who will sit in the parking lot smoking, waiting on whoever they ran to the store to finish up their shopping, only to realize their ash can is full they can’t stuff another butt into it. So they crack open their door to dump their ash trash right there on the ground. Now, shoppers like myself get to enjoy seeing your 62,830.927 cigarette butts piled up because you were too lazy to wait until you could dispose of them properly. 

To all you Trashy Shoppers, we thank you for dropping the class caliber of our local stores down a notch. We appreciate your appreciation. Keep it trashy while we keep it classy.

Sincerely,

Rambling Roxy